More than a resume.

Food is my other full-time job.

Strong opinions about condiments. A habit of combining cuisines that have no business being combined. Japanese, Vietnamese, Turkish, North African, Italian. No recipes, no rules. That is the whole point.

Guest judge on a Food Network challenge. The experience confirmed that most cooking rules were invented by people who were not eating enough.

@condiment..queen

Condiments, global cuisines, and recipes your grandmother would find very confusing. New videos weekly.

Cookbook / Coming Soon

No Rules, Just Food.

Compiled entirely from memory. No measuring cups. If you have made something enough times, your hands just know.

59+ Recipes and counting

Two cats. Zero regrets.

Rigatoni is an orange tabby who knocks things off shelves on purpose. Penne is a calico who pretends not to care about anything and then screams at 4am. Both named after pasta, both entirely intentional. They appear on Instagram regularly and without their consent.

Managing two cats with completely incompatible agendas has been surprisingly good preparation for working with large teams where nobody agrees on anything.